PROSPIT DREAMER
MAID OF LIFE All we can do is run!

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

isitscary:

My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

moonblossom:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

whedonesque:

Of course Clark Gregg knows what S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

does anyone know if this girl has a tumblr so I can congratulate her

mishawinsexster:

dean’s quick on his feet in a tough scenario

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

buckkybbarnes:

lokilaufeysgirl:

buckkybbarnes:

if anyone ever tells you that hawkeye is not important tell them that he is the only character who is a member of both the avengers and the justice league and walk away

but justice league is DC…?

did i fucking stutter

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

nikoshine:

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

midget-banana:

sousuke-is-in-love-with-rin:

currently-hyper:

Destiel Parallels - 4x10 // 5x03 

This is just a quick reminder that at one point, Dean used his self-proclaimed ‘best line' on Cas.

Those tags

He uses his best line with Cas more than once too.

So if a guy took a Polyjuice Potion and became a woman and got pregnant within the hour, would he still be pregnant once he turned back?

bemusedlybespectacled:

amelia-amy-pond:

dontworrybekarl:

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tumblr gets deep

Welcome to the Harry Potter fandom’s many justifications for mpreg.

notjustafangirl24601:

swag-canada:

Getting rid of dick did wonders for her disposition

yeah, dick’s not really her thing 

oh my god

meu-lugar-imperfeito:

Then & Now 

waywardzombies:

dangerhamster:

imagine a zombie apocalypse film where a fangirl ends up having to team up with their celebrity crush

 (via)

worthy-fallen-angel:

waitinghopingliving:

loptr-laufeyjarson:

mishawinsexster:

the winchesters are pros at this they are very sneaky

winchester by marriage

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WINCHESTER BY MARRIAGE

dean and cas lean out from behind walls

sam and gabriel stick their heads up from behind stuff

tell me they’re not winchesters by marriage

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Watching: Buffy the vampire Slayer
Reading: O Código Élfico
Listening to: Homestuck videos
Working on: my own books+ rewriting 3G3T

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